ABC!

asked by Anonymous

  • A: Who do you like and Why?
  • I like everyone on default. People I hate on default include sexists and pro-lifers, of course, with exceptions.
    In THAAAAAT way there was a person I liked because they called me pretty and i called them pretty and we keep staring at each other but it’s never going to go anywhere and they probably are staring at whatever’s… behind me… 
  • B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
  • No, in fact, sometimes, a lot of the times, i believe I am incapable of anything beyond platonic love. Like, if a person gets too close, I shut down and they start to repulse me. It’s a curse. Not that people get too close to me at all anymore. 
  • C: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in, and why did it end?
  • None. Some kinds of things don’t happen to people like me